Nov 24, 2006

Who will be Tom Cruise's Next Wife?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have taken the proverbial plunge to become husband and wife. People magazine reports that TomKat was married on Saturday at the Odescalchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy in front of over 150 friends and family.

Tom Cruise's Past Marriages:

1. Mimi Rogers (married on May 9, 1987, divorced February 4, 1990)
Comments: (this was actually a polygamous wedding as he had to marry her two humongous breasts also)
2. Nicole Kidman (married on December 24, 1990 and divorced on August 8, 2001)
3. Katie Holmes (on November 18, 2006)

There is some sort of consisten—Āy here. Look:

Mimi Rogers born 1956
Nicole Kidman born 1967
Katie Holmes born 1978

So his next wife will have been born in 1989 :)

We all know that Katie Holmes marriage is going to come crashing down near you soon enough. So the real question is who will be the next? Michelle Wie? Hayden Panettiere? Mackenzie Rosman?

Credits: toonz

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